Sex and Relationship Humor
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heterosexual, gay, bestial, necrophiliac, male, female, transsexual,
cross-dresser or whatever; we hope to have a joke for you or about you!
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1. What is the difference between erotic and kinky?
Erotic is when you use a feather. Kinky is when you use the whole
2. One day Bill complained to his friend, "My elbow really hurts, I
guess I should see a doctor."
His friend said, "Don't do that. There's a computer at the drug store that
can diagnose anything quicker and cheaper than a doctor. Just put in a sample of
your urine and the computer will diagnose your problem and tell you what you can
do about it. It only costs ten dollars."
Bill figured he had nothing to lose, so he filled a jar with a urine sample and
went to the drug store. Finding the computer, he poured in the sample and
deposited the $10. The computer started making some noise and various lights
started flashing. After a brief pause out popped a small slip of paper on which
You have tennis elbow.
Soak your arm in warm water.
Avoid heavy lifting.
It will be better in two weeks.
Late that evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was and how it
would change medical science forever, he began to wonder if this machine could
be fooled. He decided to give it a try. He mixed together some tap water, a
stool sample from his dog, and urine samples from his wife and daughter. To top
it off, he masturbated into the concoction. He went back to the drug store,
located the machine,
poured in the sample, and deposited the $10. The computer made the usual noise
and printed out the following message:
Your tap water is too hard.
Get a water softener.
Your dog has worms.
Get him vitamins.
Your daughter is using cocaine.
Put her in a rehabilitation clinic.
Your wife is pregnant with twin girls.
They aren't yours.
Get a lawyer.
And if you don't stop jerking off, your
tennis elbow will never get better.