| | Religion Humor1. Dam Fish There was a boy standing on a corner selling fish.
He was saying, "Dam fish for sale, dam fish for sale."
A preacher walked up and asked why he was calling them dam fish.
The kid said, "I caught them at the dam, so they're "dam fish."
The preacher bought some, took them home and asked his wife to cook the dam fish.
His wife looked at him in bewilderment and said, "Preachers aren't supposed to talk like that."
The preacher explained why they were dam fish, and she agreed to cook them. When dinner was ready and everyone was sitting down, the preacher asked his son to pass him the dam fish.
His son replied, "That's the spirit, dad. Here. And can you pass the fucking potatoes?"
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housewife takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work.
Her 9 year old son was hiding in the closet.
Her husband came home unexpectedly, so she hid her lover in the closet.
The boy now has company.
Boy: 'Dark in here.'
Man: 'Yes it is.'
Boy: 'I have a baseball.'
Man: 'That's nice.'
Boy: 'Want to buy it?'
Man: 'No, thanks.'
Boy: My dad's outside.'
Man: 'OK, how much?'
Boy: '$250.'
In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the mom's
lover are in the closet together.
Boy: 'Dark in here.'
Man: 'Yes, it is.'
Boy: 'I have a baseball glove.'
Man: 'How much?'
Boy: '$750.'
Man: 'Fine.'
A few days later, the father says to the boy, 'Grab your glove. Let's
go outside and toss the baseball.'
The boy says, 'I can't ! I sold them.'
The father asks, 'How much did you sell them for?'
The son says,'$1,000.'
The father says, 'That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that.
That is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to
church and make you confess.'
They go to church and the father makes the little boy sit in the
confession booth and closes the door.
The boy says, 'Dark in here.'
The priest says, 'Don't start that shit again.
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